Battery Case for 18650/18350 Batteries, Orange colour.
The product of the year 2016.
The product EVERYBODY was talking about.
“I pity the fools using inferior quality 18650 battery cases” Mr T, Ipplepen.
“on opening my delivery I fell on the floor and wee’d myself in delirious astonishment” Wee Jimmy Crankie, Stirchley
“these are something i’ll cherish forever, and my children, their children, their childrens children, and their children grandchildrens children, and their childrens childrens childrens childrens great grandchildren probably” Madonna, Swanage
“you wait till my neighbour sees this swagness, it’ll wipe that smug smile off of his face.” Jamie Oliver’s neighbour.
“can I order another 3 please!?” The one with the glasses off Pointless.
(photo reproduced under CClicense, photo by Cliff1066, 2009, edited by B-Juice, 2017)
Just a handful of comments from incredulous celebrity customers, already lucky enough to have secured one of these in previous releases.
There were rumours of these being flipped for up to £1.20 just minutes after customers were taking delivery. Those customers that could bear to be parted from these jawdroppingly well designed and hand finished moulded plastic 18650 battery cases.
Lovingly cast in a non-specific plastic, these pieces have been something we’ve always felt quite honoured to be able to offer our customers. Just hearing the feedback, and seeing the photos sent in to us by happy customers alongside their new 18650 battery cases, whether on a mantelpiece, or more sensibly, in securely locked glass display cabinets makes the long hours sourcing such elegant pieces (from the little known hamlet of Shenzhen, in China, home to the worlds very best craftsmen, adept in the art of 18650 battery case production) worthwhile.
From collecting all the assorted plastic rubbish and old shite to be smelted down, to pressing the button on the moulding conveyors, to placing the packing boxes in stacked formations, known as palletsofbatterycases, each and every stage of the manufacture of these 18650 battery cases is a closely guarded secret, passed down from generation to generation.
In fact it’s a process that’s not changed since 1978, over 12 generations ago ( the workers are thought to be cursed by a dark spirit, jealous of their skill, as they are mysteriously taken after a brief spell working contentedly in the plastic smelting furnaces for up to 14 hours a day)
Ideal for protecting a pair of your 18650 sized batteries, or ingeniously the cases are instantly converted into a case for 4 18350 batteries. This switching mechanism is completely invisible, and is a testament to the talent, ingenuity, and determination to improve on what some would already call perfection in the plastic battery case world.
Only produced in small batches of 20000 to ensure quality, many customers like to collect a case from each batch as it becomes available, mainly for their private collections, but occasionally as an investment, as christening gifts, wedding anniversary gifts, or indeed as a secure capital in case of collapse of the worlds banking systems. Current stock is from batch no: 66,083 (thought to be a lucky number in China).
We could easily charge up to 89 pence each for these, but at B-juice we believe everybody should have the opportunity to purchase one of these heirloom quality items, and rather than pricing it out of the reach of most working people, we’re selling these at almost 33% less than that, ensuring that all our customers are able to benefit from these masterpieces.